So, I’m trying to figure out why someone would pose for a picture trying to look cool with 17 dollars. Maybe the conversation would go something like this:

Dollaboy: “Yo, Jimaull man, let’s call up our homeboys and go rollin’ to Mickey Dees…they got some CRAZY ass 2 for 1 coupon deals goin’ down and I’m jonesin’ for some Big Macs n’ shit…know what I’m sayin’ J.????”

Jimaull: “I hear ya, Dollabill, but DAMN boy, don’t be gettin’ up in ma grill for some change AGAIN! I just GAVE you like tree fiddy like 2 days ago, word!”

Dollaboy: “Nah, man, it’s cool…I rolled the paperboy for his till this morning and then picked up some cans n’ shit fo’ the repo depot…recycling’s cool, dawg!! Look, man, I got $17…DAMN I’m Gangsta!”

Jimaull: “You da man, D!!”

Dollaboy: “I wanna remember this day forever. Take my pic wit da cash, yo! I’ll post it on Facebook and be an E-thug for all tha ladies. That will get me laid fo’ sho’!!”

Jimaull: “You’re my hero, D! Now let’s go get us some cheeseburgers…”

Dollaboy: “WORD!!!!”

…but also know your limitations…

This summer when you go for a picnic, don’t forget to feed the bears! Sometimes they’ll even be waiting for you to bring them food, like this patient bear, just sitting around, waiting, hoping to snack on a nice sandwich…or a poodle…or two…

Well, at least we know they’re cheering for the right team…