Mel Gibson Is an Idiot (Again!)

July 1st, 2010

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Apparently, allegedly, Mel Gibson is an idiot once again. This time it’s not for anti-semite remarks, or for being drunk or being a bad husband, but according to TMZ and other sources, he’s been abusive to his Russian girlfriend, Oksana.

It seems he could get pretty nasty with the name calling and she decided to video tape his racist rants (even using the “N” word!) and various other extreme verbal bitch slapping fits. He called her a lot of really terrible names! Whoa!! Now it’s in the news and the tapes are sealed by the court in their custody battle, but it’s going to be rough for him to recover from this one.

So, do you think Mel Gibson is an asshole idiot who gets what he deserves, or is he just misunderstood and a nice guy under that jew hating grin of his? Leave a coment below!!

The 17 Dollar Gangster

May 11th, 2010

So, I’m trying to figure out why someone would pose for a picture trying to look cool with 17 dollars. Maybe the conversation would go something like this:

Dollaboy: “Yo, Jimaull man, let’s call up our homeboys and go rollin’ to Mickey Dees…they got some CRAZY ass 2 for 1 coupon deals goin’ down and I’m jonesin’ for some Big Macs n’ shit…know what I’m sayin’ J.????”

Jimaull: “I hear ya, Dollabill, but DAMN boy, don’t be gettin’ up in ma grill for some change AGAIN! I just GAVE you like tree fiddy like 2 days ago, word!”

Dollaboy: “Nah, man, it’s cool…I rolled the paperboy for his till this morning and then picked up some cans n’ shit fo’ the repo depot…recycling’s cool, dawg!! Look, man, I got $17…DAMN I’m Gangsta!”

Jimaull: “You da man, D!!”

Dollaboy: “I wanna remember this day forever. Take my pic wit da cash, yo! I’ll post it on Facebook and be an E-thug for all tha ladies. That will get me laid fo’ sho’!!”

Jimaull: “You’re my hero, D! Now let’s go get us some cheeseburgers…”

Dollaboy: “WORD!!!!”

Demotivational Simplicity

April 29th, 2010

Sometimes the answer is very simple and right in front of you. However, that doesn’t always mean it’s the correct one…

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Realize Your Potential

April 12th, 2010

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…but also know your limitations…

Chat Roulette Strip Show

March 10th, 2010

Sometimes a strip show just ain’t what you were expecting…especially if it’s on the Chat Roulette site…

See more disturbing images from webcam weirdos made possible by the good folks at chatroulette.com!

Online Dating With Graham Murkett

March 8th, 2010

Graham Murkett (“somegreybloke”) has some words of wisdom about the online dating scene…NO FAT CHICKS!!! Oh, and no chicks with dicks either…

The Subway Of Broken Dreams

February 22nd, 2010

We all have hopes and dreams, and sometimes they get crushed. Here is my favorite Subway ad…demotivational style!

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The Knack – My Sharona With Doug Fieger On Vocals

February 16th, 2010

I usually like to keep things upbeat on this site and focus on the lighter side of things, but when I found out today that Doug Fieger, lead singer for The Knack, had just passed away of cancer at only 57 years of age, I just had to pay my respects by posting the My Sharona video.

He was a cool guy and they were a great, high energy band. Also, that guitar solo has gotta be one of the top 5 of all time! Crank it!!!

Let’s Play Racing Games!!

January 31st, 2010

Ok, I admit that I have a bit of a lead foot when it comes to driving and I have received my fair share of speeding tickets because of my reckless ways, but hey, I’m human!! Sue me!! Ummm, well maybe not…

So, what’s the alternative to racking up fines and injuries when you have a need for speed?? Online racing games, of course!! Crash and smash all you want without risking anything!! The first thing to try out is some fast car games. My favorite there is the dune buggy racer because I’m crazy like that, but the extreme trucks are pretty cool too!

Speaking of trucks, you can play some really awesome monster truck games too, if you like your toys a bit bigger (what do they say about the size of your…uh, nevermind!). There’s some extreme mudding going on there for sure and I know everyone gets the urge to run over something every day, right???

However, if you are just straight up “born to be wild”, then check out some bike games instead! It just so happens that I was watching Easy Rider last night and it inspired me. No, not to drive a real motorcycle…I’d be dead in a week! But online, in the virtual world, you can be Dennis Hopper or even a stunt biker doing tricks without breaking your neck! Check out the crazy nuclear one on that site…whoa!

So, the moral of all this? Be safe! Play racing games online and live! Oh, and have fun too!!

Stormtrooper Bikini Babe Whoa!!

January 25th, 2010

Ok, so it’s winter where I live and it’s VERY COLD right now, so I thought I’d warm things up a bit with this stormtrooper bikini babe pic. Well, yeah, it’s disturbing on many levels, but let’s just hope summer arrives soon, shall we???

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